Thursday, May 15, 2008

SlideShare: Show Me the eMoney and Eye For Travel 2008

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A buddy told me about Slideshare.com and I finally got onto it. Very cool stuff. Essentially you can upload any presentation - powerpoint, pdf, keynote - and they will webinize it. You can make it public or keep it private. You can add mp3 files to make it a Webinar. The main problem thus far is that it does not do the animations from powerpoint, and also it does not allow you to edit the slides onces it is uploaded. Though you can upload a new version.

Anyhow, I figure I would upload two full presentation that I have discussed before:

Show me the eMoney! from my post in February after my Web Wednesday presentation.



The second one is Web 2.0 and the Online Marketplace from my Eye For Travel 2008 conference here in Singapore.


Enjoy!

Wednesday, May 14, 2008

Web 2.0: Hotel ROOM review with TripKick.com

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Just ran across this on site on TechCrunch . Apparently Tripkick.com just launched yesterday on 13 May 2008. What's their unique selling point in this mass of web 2.0 travel portals?

"We prepare you with the little known facts about each hotel room so you can make an educated decision when choosing your perfect room."

That's right! Facts... about EACH HOTEL ROOM. Remember I talked about Web 2.0 increasing transparency? Well here is the microscope.

Out of the 250 hotels that they have information on, they happen to list one of our most popular hotel for online bookings - the Millennium Broadway Hotel New York:

Here is the listing details:


Underneath that are the following tabs:


With the default tab at "Rooms to Request", and it lists the following information on our rooms in the main building:


Our Premier Tower details are as follows:


This is all great stuff. There is tab for "your experience" which is user generated reviews; this currently has no feedback since the site was just launched. The next tab is "Compare Rooms" and here is what you see.


The "Room Basics" tab gives you this useful information. Man, I don't even have some of this info on MY OFFICIAL SITE. Sigh.....


I think this will be great. Just like Seatguru.com for the airlines!

BTW, if you click on the "Book now" button, it goes to Expedia. Are they an affiliate of Expedia? What's their business model? Get bought?

Monday, May 12, 2008

"Experience" from HEDNA Lisbon Conference

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HotelMarketing.com has put out an original article summarizing comments from various speakers at HEDNA's Lisbon Conference at end of April: Henry Harteveldt from Forrester, Michael Ball from WORLDHOTELS, Mike Nelson of Orbitz, Heiko Siebert from Mövenpick and Marc Charron from Trip Advisor.

So I will summarize it even more and, as usual, write some flippant comment. :-)

Henry Harteveldt, VP & Principal Analyst @ Forrester Research:

- Hotel e-business is evolving from selling to engaging the customer
and “To succeed, hoteliers need to fulfill the experience expected by customers, not just think of them as heads in a bed"

Oh come on.. They eat too... Seriously, "experience" is about the product. It is about the operations as well as the infrastructure as well as the product position of a hotel. E-business has very little control over that "experience". The control is with the Hotel Owners, Hotel Management Company, the General Manager, the EAM, and the Front Office Manager before it goes to e-business. I am not disagreeing with Forrester by any means, but "experience" is too easy to throw out there. Everyone has been telling us to differentiate our brands, don't become a commodity, and let people "experience the brand". This does not help e-business.

- Social computing, which Harteveldt calls the fifth generation of electronic distribution; “Travel plays a big role in social computing, making social computing a blend of marketing and distribution”

They did not tell me what the first 4 generation was but I guess travel agents, GDS, OTAs, etc. .. Anyway, integrating social computing into a hotel brand website? hmmm... "like maybe not". At least not anytime soon. For an OTA? It's a must have.

- The sixth generation for electronic distribution is mobile technology; “Travelers are an ideal group for mobile-based services and activities”

Ah, THAT's the 6th generation. I never knew. Anyway, this is bull as I wrote here. 1) people don't book hotel rooms and flights on their mobile (imagine filling in your details), 2) roaming data charges are TOO high because the telecoms are ripping us off, and 3) we are talking about users receiving info and offers WHILE ON THEIR TRIP. Us hoteliers, airlines, and online travel agents (which makes up a huge chunk of the travel industry) would prefer users to get offers and info BEFORE THEY MAKE THEIR TRIP and while they are planning their trip.

I agree that these people want these services and this M-info will be provided (possibly by OTAs), but it ain't "e-business". It will provide better "experience" i.e. more capex costs.


Michael Ball, CEO @ WORLDHOTELS:

Five important trends affecting hotel e-business. According to Ball, these trends are: 1) more demanding consumers; 2) more complex distribution channels; 3) changing business models where companies must give more but expect less in return; 4) an emphasis on technology and richer content; and 5) a change in the structure of hotel e-business.

1) is related to 2) and 4) ... and 2) and 3) is related to 5). So it is really only 2 trends right? Demanding costumers will want richer content and better ways to shop, and changing business models lead to more complex distribution channel will force hotel e-business to adapt.

“Five points to ponder.” First, don’t let opportunities for the hotel e-business get hijacked again. The industry must do a better job at managing downturns, says Ball. The other points are: 2) strive to simplify; 3) put distribution at the heart of your planning process; 4) recognize the need for capital expenditures on new technology; and 5) add the social agenda to your agenda, before the environmentalists and regulators do it for you.

1) Right on, brother. Don't let the OTAs get ahead of us... if we can. (see my post OTAs are smarter than us hoteliers.) 2) I always do. 3) I wish we had a heart ... and a planning process. 4) it's easier to pull teeth, and 5) this social is "going green" and not going "social network".


Mike Nelson, COO @ Orbitz Worldwide:

Are globalization and localization competing strategies? "No. You need to incorporate local and global to be successful," Nelson says.

It depends on what you are trying to sell I would say. For example with search engine, different markets uses different keywords - even in the same language. How you structure your PPC campaign and ad groups will affect the quality score and hence rankings and cost. But there are commonalities that you can implement across markets, like misspellings, long tail keywords, etc. Also we have to be mindful that some products (i.e. hotel brands) have different brand positioning in different market so you would have to be careful. YAAAWWWNNNN......


Heiko Siebert, VP Distribution @ Mövenpick Hotels & Resorts:

Shaping customers expectations is becoming crucial as customers look for an ‘experience’ rather than just a room.

YIKES!!! The word "experience" again. Yeah, that bloke booking a couple nights at my 45 year-old 3-star hotel in central London is looking to have an "experience", all right - but not at my hotel. He just wants a cheap room.

"No Joe, its about the service experience too!" you say? - Right, you mean the service offered by the Eastern Europeans in the UK, the mainland Chinese in Singapore, and the central Americans in the US? With their perfect command of the English language and 2 month's job "experience"? That service, right? Then I would say, "That's what we pay GMs for. They need to straighten out that service. What's this got to do with HEDNA and e-business?" HEDNA = Hotel Electronic Distribution Network Association

“Content will replace price as a deciding factor for customers”...But who then owns that content and the customers that are attracted by it? Is it the hotel or is it the online service? Siebert strongly believes that his hotel has ownership of its content and customers. But online services feel otherwise. Since this is an area of debate, the panel believes this is an area where HEDNA can make a substantial impact in the industry by developing a solution.

There is a debate in this day and age on "who owns the content?"?!@#$# THE AGE of the internet where music and videos and movies are "freely" distributed - left, right and center? You may legally own certain content, but once you put it on the web, good luck in enforcing that ownership.

1) We are in the hotel business. We sell rooms (oh and "experiences"). And we use content (words, pictures, videos) to sell our rooms (and "experiences"). The more people see them, the better (as long as they are positive of course). AND we are stuck on the ownership of the content issue? We are not recording labels, not movie production studios, and not struggling artists/actors. Content is not our core business.

2) Everyone in the chain - hoteliers and OTAs - need to provide their own UNIQUE content. Yes we may borrow from each other, but hoteliers know how to market their hotels better than anyone (they should anyway) and OTAs offers the choice, information and value that consumers look for. So hoteliers go and keeping on pushing out regular unique content about their properties and OTAs go get traveler reviews, city guides, etc. that will bring in traffic. If we all offer the same content (and if we can agree who would own it), then what's the value in each of us to the consumer? (P.S. Google hates duplicated content in case anyone has not noticed.)

3) And lastly, what kind of "solution" can HEDNA hope to come up with? Not a technical one for sure. A policy perhaps? One that all HEDNA members must abide by? What about non-HEDNA members? What about the 100,000 websites that are "affiliates" of HEDNA members? The entertainment industry is still battling with Digital Rights Management (DRM)... And THAT'S their bread and butter.


Marc Charron, MD Europe @ Trip Advisor:

Consumer generated content, which is more and more in demand, is all about a traveler’s experience, explains Marc Charron

ARGHHHH!!!! "Experience!@#$!#$@" I used to work for Discovery Channel, and back in 2000, our branding team all agreed that the word "experience" is overused and should be retired from our advertising and promotions campaigns. Almost a DECADE ago.

OK OK. Marc is talking about travelers posting up their adventure, exploits and challenges - after the fact. He is not talking about trying to promote an "experience"... OK.. I am calming down.

There’s an incredible reluctance by hotels to post consumer generated content, fearing that it will be negative. However, most people that take the time to write have positive comments about their travel experience.

Well we don't mind putting up the positive experiences, but we don't like the negative ones. You know it seems to go against our Marketing 101 course to put up product defaults or negatives feedback right next to the product that we are trying to sell. You don't see that at a retail store - except for warning labels on pharmaceutical products and cigarettes.

We are totally ok with OTAs having CGM on their sites, but yes, it should be within the hoteliers' responsibility to monitor and respond to feedback and comments properly. By "properly", I mean in an official capacity as the GM, EAM, or whatever. Treat these people as if they were standing in front of you. And if you are really confident in your ability to manage the CGM on TripAdvisor, or VirtualTourist, then - by all mean - link to them from your site. But beware that you do not want they to book from those sites (TripAdvisor = Expedia and VirtualTourist is everyone's affiliate).

Save that 15+% commission!!!

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Oh that was a fun post.... definitely an "experience".

Joe. Out.

Friday, May 9, 2008

Proof: I coined "Consumer Computing Cloud"

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Awesome!

Within half a day of my last posting on Consumer Computing Cloud, I now "own" the term on Google search with all 7 of 7 results pointing to this blog. See below (click to see larger image):


Alright alright... I know.. I know... don't get ahead of myself. It's not that hard to pick some phrase that has not been used - EVER before. Put a couple of references on a blog and let Googlebots do their work.

But hey, it's still fun! BTW Who the heck are those companies doing PPC on this term? It looks like they are going after %cloud computing% wildcard keyword match.

Have a good weekend.

"Consumer Computing Cloud"

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So I have been talking about the future marketplace for Google and Microsoft(+Yahoo?) and what they would really be competing on (which is NOT search). I have taken to calling it "Consumer Computing Services". But Google has been referring to it as "Cloud computing"; see the Forbes' article called "Google's Cloud".

Forbes' explanation: "Cloud computing is a simple concept: Software and services are delivered over the Web and through a browser. No servers or client software to install. Available anytime, anywhere, from any device connecting to the Internet. Businesses call it software-as-a-service, or SaaS, but for most people, it's just the Web."

That's a pretty good concise explanation.

"Search engines are not the end but the beginning, like Edison's first light bulb illuminating a single room. Where information initially flowed in one direction, it now moves freely across both time and space. The increasing interactivity of life in the cloud creates a worldwide conversation, a multi-dimensional collaboration that seems endlessly possible."

Now we are getting a bit more ethereal (pun intended). Time and Space. Interactivity of life. Multi-dimensional collaboration. Is this a PH.D thesis?

Anyhow, in the CNBC interview with Eric Schmidt, which I covered earlier this week, he also mentions the "cloud".

So I give in. I am going to rename my coinage of "Consumer Computing Services" to "Consumer Computing Cloud". Which can also be known as "CCC", "C-Cubed" or "Triple C"; it definitely rings better. The term "consumer computing cloud" (in quotes) is not yet found on Google as of today (9 May 2008); hence I can lay claim to have coined this term. See result below:

In the days that follow, this blog entry should be listed on there as our friend spiderbots will come and read this page. I am going check using this link. Let's see if this term starts to catch on. Hahahahha.

Peace. Out.

Wednesday, May 7, 2008

Study: Most Facebook apps are silly, pointless

HAHAHAH.........

The title of the article from CNet is "Study reveals shocking truth: Most Facebook apps are silly, pointless".

"Shocking truth"???? It may be a shock to CNet, but I bet it is not shock to the millions of FaceBook users who wastes their time on FaceBook. Here's my post on why Social Networking = Social, NOT Working back in Feb of this year.

So according to the chart below by Flowing Data, roughly 14,000 of the 23,160 FaceBook apps fall under "Just for Fun", "Gaming", or "Sports" Category. We have yet to count in "Dating", "Chat", "Messaging", "Photos", "Fashion" and "Filesharing" which each have between 200 to 1800 apps.


Again, this is not me bashing Social Networks - I use them. I am just saying that people waste their companies' time on them.

Now from a brand advertisers perspective, this is a goldmine of niche marketing, or dare I say, "long-tail" marketing.

One thing to remember though, this is NOT a Google killer, and will never be. People go to social networks to be "social". They go to Google when they are looking for something. Advertise on the former and you are trying to get their attention when they are doing something else. With the latter, you are advertising when they want your product (or your competitor's product). The second one gets the better ROI every day. As I say, this is the difference between Online Marketing and Ecommerce, between Marketing and Sales, between Yahoo's business model and Amazon's business model.

Monday, May 5, 2008

CNBC's Interview of Google's CEO - Part 2

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OK so continuing on from Part 1 with the really long interview that CNBC's Maria Bartiromo gave to Eric Schmidt last week...

Schmidt: And most people in most developed countries have a roughly 100 percent coverage of mobile phones. So it really is a tremendous phenomenon. Over the next three or four years, there'll be more than another billion or so mobile phones added. Eventually our numbers indicate that there'll be five or so billion mobile phones in a world of six billion or so. People, this is a phenomenon. It's an unprecedented reach, even greater than, for example, television, or even electricity in some cases. So that's a platform that we can exploit. Our mobile phone, both search traffic as well as advertising is growing very rapidly, and we think people will do more and more interesting things in mobile phones. And, I mean, small phones, big phones, big screens, things that don't look like a phone, things which are mobile. Furthermore, the telecommunications industry is helping because they're deploying billions of dollars of literally excess data capacity so these things will have fast networks wherever I go. One of the greatest things for me is whenever I fly somewhere, I open up and I open up my iPhone or my BlackBerry, and, boom, there's everything in my world as I've landed in a country I've never been in. It's a remarkable achievement.

Bartiromo: Yeah. What needs to happen before we actually get to that world that you're talking about? In other words, do we need to see the providers create different screens? I mean, do you need a larger screen to access some of this data? How do we get there?

Well, Eric's already got the best mobile surfing product on the market right now.. the iPhone. And hmm... he ALSO carries a BlackBerry. I am still waiting for the 3G iPhone and also 3D holographic displays from my mobile. Those mini/pico projectors are coming.

Anyhow, they go on to talk about small fingers and large screens but nothing about how Googles plans to tackle mobile advertising. Yes they have Google Maps on Nokia and iPhones and yes marrying the location based searches are great stuff. Where's the business model? It's a secret.

Bartiromo: Let's--that transitions right to the rest of the world. Global has been really the hot spot for Google. Tell me how you keep that going. Where are the biggest opportunities for Google right now outside of the United States?

Even reading this transcript I can totally see Maria smirking at the whole Comscore/Google incident, where ComScore's US data were used by Wall Street "analysts" as the basis for projecting Google's 1Q08 revenue (which went up instead of staying flat because of Google's international revenue). See Magid Abraham (ComScore's CEO) blog post here.

People... Trying to use Comscore's Marketing Research data to predict a company's financial performance is like using Nielsen's PeopleMeter TV data to determine share prices of Disney, TimeWarner, and GE (NBC owner). Those "analysts" are NUTS!!!!


Dr. Schmidt:
Well, first place, the Internet is growing faster outside the United States than in the United States. Also advertising online growth rates are higher outside the United States than they are in the United States. You've got--and of course you have a weak dollar strategy --because the US has a very weak dollar--so that also helps. For all of those reasons, revenue outside of the United States should grow dramatically over the next while, and that's great.
In our case, the biggest difference--and, in fact, perhaps the only difference--between people in the US and other people is language. Other than that, simple rule: Everybody wants the same thing. They want fashion, they want information, they want products, they want e-commerce, they want it now, they want to have fun, they want to use credit cards or debit cards. So we work very hard to make that true globally. I think most of the large, successful US corporations, the ones that you certainly cover all day, all are going to see that kind of growth if they'll well positioned internationally.

Eric's oversimplifying things there. Online Advertising growth rates are higher outside the US because they are further behind on the evolutionary timeline. UK is almost caught up. Europe is 50% to 80% there depending on country. Asia is schizo with countries ranging from 10% to 90% there depending on how you measure and what you measure. Mobile is nuts in Japan. Broadband and eCommerce is nuts in Korea, but they like to buy in Korean (duh!).

So going forward, people will look for more things and buy more things online, but they are going to prefer things in their own languages. The early adopter and Gen Y's will be somewhat comfortable surfing and transacting in English, but your Gen Xers and babyboomers will not (and they are the ones coming online and on mobile). So eCommerce needs to get local!

Bartiromo: What's happening there, though? You're number one in every market except a handful in Asia. How do you break in, and really with a solid foothold.

Schmidt:
Well, in each case, they're different. In China, of course, there's all the issues of regulation and censorship. We delayed our entry for good reasons, and as a result we're not number one there. In some of the other countries, it's because we didn't get the language right. It turns out Asian languages often have what you and I would think of are nonsensical ways in which words are put together. So, for example, all the words in Thai are put into one very long sentence. They don't have word breaks. So developing the technology to do that right and then search and index against it took us a little while longer. We've now addressed that, so we think we should do well now.


Like I said. People want local languages. In any case, Google is in a prime position. Their business model is based on getting computers to analyze what people do and their preferences. They don't really have to understand the language and they don't have to set up an online shop. As I mentioned in Part 1: "Then they become online retailers without any warehouses, order processing and payment processing headaches and overheads - and without any customer servicing or warranties to worry about!!!!!"

Bartiromo: Let me--let me go back to something on the DoubleClick acquisition. Are you seeing any pushback from some of the advertisers who say, `Look'--the ad agencies who say, `We're already spending a ton of money on Google. Why do we need to spend more on all this other stuff away from search?' How are you going to get them to devote more money to display, to audio, to print and TV ventures, which are--and everything else you're--and the display ads, obviously.

Schmidt:
Because we earn it. Because you can measure it. We never want people to give us--give us money that we don't earn and that we can't prove that they--that they--that it really provides value.


So Eric Schmidt was watching TV in the 80's. Remember the Smith Barney commercial's with the two old guys from Eddie Murphy's "Trading Places" - "We make money the old fashion way - we EARN it!".

But goes on to say: We measure it. We know where that marketing dollar is going, how many people saw your ad, how many interacted with it, how many people came back later, etc. etc. DoubleClick was infamous for that in the late 90's where they were collecting a little bit TOO MUCH info. But how much of that will be going on now, that Google + Doubleclick ties up their cookies???? Scary.

Bartiromo: Right, because it's so measurable. That's why you don't really see a real dry up in the advertising during a recession.

Schmidt
: That's our hope. Our hope is that, again, in a recession, people would say, `Look, I'm going to put my money where I know my money's being well spent.' Now, we don't know that we're in a recession, but if we were, we hope that's what will happen.


Let's collectively cross our fingers and hope that the Marketing folks see it the same way.

Bartiromo: As a steward of technology and innovation your entire career, what would you say is the most innovative thing out there? What's the next big thing, from your standpoint?

Schmidt
: I've always thought that the scariest piece of innovation is knowledge understanding and language translation. I don't understand how it works, but to watch a computer--literally watch it--read something in English, dissect what it's about, translate it into a language that I don't speak and having that other person say, `Wow, that's incredible,' to me, that's magic. And it isn't magic, it's just very good computer science, very good artificial intelligence, very good physics. And that's where we are. So the things that are most impressive to me are the things where the computer does something that nobody could do, literally translate things 100 language in parallel, summarize something for me, take me to something which I didn't know I was interested in but knows that I cared about it. And we're right on the cusp of that.


Semantic Web. Better start reading up on it. Some are calling it meta-meta-data. But it boils down to Google and the like categorizing content on the web so that it can better "guess" at what YOU want when you search for it. Actually, the hard part about it is that it involves content owners providing this semantic categorization based on standards. Digg.com says they have just done this.

Seems like it is going to be great for the Search Engine Optimization companies out there. I mean, which company is going to do this themselves? which ones even understand it? They will just shove it under "SEO".

Schmidt: ... We're really focused on this huge opportunity before us, which is automating the trillion-dollar industry that is advertising. We won't get all of that, for sure, but we should be able to get a significant part of that over the lifetime, certainly of my service to the company. And our goal is to build this into an institution that lasts for many, many years and is the greatest innovator in technology in this space.

Bartiromo: So the biggest priorities right now, continuing to access that potential huge, huge advertising market. What else?

Like I said before, Google wants the advertising dollar. Not the eCommerce dollar. They don't want to have to build physical products or hold physical inventory of other people's products.

Schmidt: Well, our number one priority is end-user--end-user happiness. Literally, are people happy with the results that they get using Google search? So it's literally search, and every day we bring out new improvements and indices that are--taxonomies that are understanding of language, more content, bigger--all of the things that make Google such a great search experience. That's our number-one priority, even more important, for example, than advertising. The way we pay for it, of course, is by improving our advertising solutions, as you described. That's what we do in the core. Our next big play is in this applications phase, where we think people spend a lot of time online with information, and we can help them, whether it's their e-mail, which is an easy one to understand, but what about their personal data? What about their spreadsheets and their calendar, keeping it all there? And we can help them search. We can solve the problem of `how do I live in this digital lifestyle?' If we do that right, they can do it on mobile phones as well as at home, in their office and on a Mac and on a PC, and it all works great.

Well that priority works well for me as a user and it has worked well for them. When it comes to advertising, what counts is the eyeballs. When it comes to owning a media empire, what counts is the eyeballs. And whether we realize it or not, Google is a really just huge media company, but one that understands today's technology, tomorrow's technology, human behavior, interface design, and more and more the advertising industry's evolution.

Not Naisbitt's "High Tech - High Touch" (which is more Apple), but more "High Tech - Mass Touch".

Friday, May 2, 2008

CNBC's Interview of Google's CEO - Part 1

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CNBC's tech sweetheart Maria Bartiromo interviews Eric Schmidt on Wednesday 30th April. Here are some highlights IMHO....

Schmidt: ... In our case, we focus on quality, and we have a very simple model. If we show fewer ads that are more targeted, those ads are worth more. So we're in this strange situation where we show a smaller number of ads and we make more money because we show better ads. And that's the secret of Google.

He forgot to add that more targeted ads mean that advertisers will compete and try to outbid each other and drive up the price of the ads. Hence, "those ads are worth more". Not strange at all. It's economics. And it's not a secret. Well not any more.

Bartiromo: ... what Mary Meeker was saying. She's saying, `Look, it could be that they're actually benefiting from a recession because they're monetizing the ads better.'

Schmidt: There's been--you you know, if you were running a business today, you would be looking very carefully at where is your marketing spend going? And we think that you'll choose to put your marketing spend on the thing that's most measurable, the thing that's most, you know--because you can always defer a branding campaign that may or may not work, but you want to get those customers and those leads right now, and that's what we do.

Those of us in Digital Marketing have been saying this for years. And we are all hoping that Mary Meeker and eSchmidt is right: Digital will do better in a downturn. It seems very straightforward; when you need to be more careful with your marketing dollar, you should spend it where you can see results and KPIs. However, many marketers can not tear themselves away from Print and TV. And obviously the big ad agencies don't want to move away from that cashcow either. So you got Digital and Traditional people in the same ad agency telling clients to do different things - fighting for that same dollar. It's not going to be pretty.

Bartiromo: It's no secret that Google owns search, but what about the display ads? Is it--is it fair to say that's sort of up for grabs? You know, you've got DoubleClick, Microsoft has aQuantis. It's up for--up for grabs, that part of the business.

Schmidt: Well, it's fair to say that that Google is not the leader in display ads, but our customers want to be able to purchase text ads and display ads and other advertising in one purchasing bundle, and the combination of the tools that we're developing, plus the DoubleClick integration acquisition and so forth, allows us to offer a single product for those advertisers. So we think that will help us with our display ads competitiveness. We think our technology is better. And so really now it's a question of earning those customers' respect and knowledge.

1) Recently Wired, now CNBC. GOOGLE OWNS SEARCH.

2) Eric humbly says that Google is not the leader in display ads, but with DoubleClick, they (not so humbly) have the best technology to combine text and display ads on a single platform.

3) Customers want to purchase text and display ads and other advertising in one bundle perhaps, BUT not from necessarily from ONE VENDOR. So yes, GOOG better earn those customers' respect and knowledge.

4) So in this scenario, ad agencies are then reduced to ad creative and media scheduling. OUCH! Media buying? Who needs that when you (like us) have a Google MyClientCenter (MCC) account?

Bartiromo: So what do we know about Microsoft and Yahoo!? Tell me this. I mean, I know that, you know, we're waiting on possible news from Microsoft, possibly, a hostile--we don't know what's going to happen next. But what kind of a challenge would Microsoft/Yahoo! be for Google?

Schmidt: Well, today we actually do not know what's going on. We read in the press that there's discussions and we'll see what they decide to do. If they go ahead and the merger's ultimately successful, it would be possible for Microsoft to integrate some of the properties and essentially eliminate consumer choice, particularly in electronic mail, instant messaging, the things where they have 80 or 90 percent market share, and that's a sweet spot for Microsoft in its ability to eliminate choice.

Eric is just skirting around the question. Not giving away what he really thinks. Like I said about this whole MicroHoo! and Google thing: it's all about "Consumer Computing Services". See here and here. I coined this term back in Feb.

But Maria digs in and brings it out from Dr. Schmidt. (The transcript refers to him as "Schmidt" and "Dr. Schmidt" while Maria calls him Eric. Schizophrenic I tell you.)

Bartiromo: Mm-hmm. And, of course, Google has been getting all these new killer apps, whether it's Gmail or Maps or, you know, spreadsheets. Ultimately is the game to compete direct, head on, with Microsoft?

Schmidt: Well, Google is actually trying to be an innovator, and we're always concerned about competition. We have found that if we can simply invent a brand-new product that really solves a problem that really does matter to you, we can get your business, we can get your attention, we can get your traffic and your customers or what have you. We're trying in a new thing called cloud computing to offer very powerful Web services that do the common things--e-mail, word processing and so forth--where the data's kept in the cloud, it's kept by somebody else, it's managed by professionals. You don't need to worry about where you keep all that information. We like that model a lot. We're getting traction. It is a competitive threat to other companies, but we think it's a technological breakthrough.

So Eric obfuscates the issue (yes he watches X-Files). Obfuscate means "to make obscure or unclear", and - classic Eric - he obfuscates with .... cloud computing!!!!! hahahahahha...

What he really wants to say is:
"YES!!! Google and Microsoft will be competing for these Consumer Computing Services - direct, head on, 'in your face', 'winner takes all', 'bust yo ass!' - kind of way. Because they are EVIL, and we are not!"

Schmidt: We believe the best products are coming out this year. And they're new products. They're not announced. They're not just putting in-line ads in the things that people are trying. But we have a number -- and, of course, Google is an innovative place. The Yahoo! team are trying various new forms of advertising, ones which are much more participative, much more creative, much more--much more interesting in and of themselves. Google believes that advertising itself has value. The ads literally are valuable to consumers. Not just to the advertisers, but the consumers.

Bartiromo: They want to look at them.

Schmidt: When they're targeted. When they're the right ad for what you're doing or what you care about.

Alright.. so YaGoog is colluding to do what FaceBook fcuked up with Beacon, but do it right this time. Don't publish the freaking data about what they purchased to their "friends". That's valuable data... that's like throwing money away. Keep that data, build up their profile and keep serving the right ads. Ads that will go beyond CPC model and into CPA model. CPA model that will eventually go into Commission model. Then they become online retailers without any warehouses, order processing and payment processing headaches and overheads - and without any customer servicing or warranties to worry about!!!!!

Schmidt: ... We have pointed out, and I'll repeat again, that the whole social networking space has been harder for us to monetize--that is, develop advertising businesses again--than some of the other--than some of the other spaces that we're in. It has to do what people are doing. When you think about it, you're in a social network, you're looking at people's photos, you're figuring out where your friends are. You're not as likely to be purchasing a new car at the same time or purchasing clothes or purchasing a book or what have--whatever business that you're in. So the development of the advertising tools and techniques, literally the platform, has been more difficult than we have thought. But we're working on it, and we're hopeful.

So besides telling us what we already know. He is also sending a message to all those ex-Google defectors who have left to join FaceBook: "Those new shares ain't worth much.. MWAH...MWAH...MWAH...."

Bartiromo: You've got $12 billion in cash right now?

Schmidt: A little more than that.

So according to Finance Y!, the cash position is at USD 12.13Billion. So Dr. Schmidt was not really right about the "little more than that" or is he? The Y! Balance Sheet from YE 2007 shows:

$ 6 billion in Cash and Cash Equivalents, $8.1 billion in Short Term Investments.

How much of these Short Term Inv can be converted to cash as needed?

Anyway... This a long interview with lots of nuggets. Part 2 coming up later.